Tuesday, April 29, 2008

One Way to Lose Your Lunch....


forgetting to buckle your saddlebags! Luckily my PB&J sandwich survived and didn't get lost on the trail though it looked more like a peanut butter & jelly roll after chasing cows. If you were only able to eat one type of sandwich for the rest of your life what would you pick?

Monday, April 28, 2008

Love Humor!


I emailed my girlfriend that we worked calves this past weekend and that I only managed to vaccinate myself twice (not really I just poked the needle into my finger!) well she wrote back "Maybe you're going to be sterile, or what if your breasts start producing enormous amounts of milk or your teats start dangling or you feel a desire to pierce your nose with w/ a hoop and tags for your ears or you suddenly start craving a grassy meadow to munch??? ever think about that chica???"

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Meete My Nemisis!

Studley Dudley here! OneCowgirl has finally quitee playin with that photo progrem and is lettin me bloge! This is OneCowgirl's Pussy - I shuld probably say cat? - here namee is
here name is Princess! She hase all sorts of prividledges that I dont't! which makes me madd. Though I lete you in ona litle secrete - she got her name becase she lookeed like a rat when shee was abondeoned as a kitten - OneCowgirl thoughte shee would have more self esteeme if her namee was Princess. She's actually a pretty cool cat but I"d neever let her know that becuase she gets to sleep with OneCowgirl!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Call me a Photo Nerd




The first photo is SOOC (straight out of the camera). The second one was my first attempt using Lightroom on it. I thought it looked pretty good until my girlfriend the professional photog. said - "Why on earth did you leave the bullet hole in the kid's head along with the kool aid stain on the t-shirt?" She always cuts straight to the chase - thats why we get along so well! So, there you have my second attempt using Lightroom. I won't bore you with the third picture I did in Lightroom - Dudley is getting irritated since he hasn't posted in awhile.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Hollywood 2


I am beginning to believe creating an image is half in the camera and half on the computer. I did this using Lightroom - what a difference!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Compare and Contrast


Ok, so I went a little overboard tweaking with the second photo - and I've lost detail in the cow...I'll quit with these comparisons and get back to work!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Endurance Riding





This past weekend I volunteered at an endurance ride. Why on earth someone would want to ride 30, 60 or 100 miles in one day is beyond me. If I were inclined to ride a long distance (which I'm not) I would likely ride from the border of Mexico to Canada - or follow the Santa Fe Trail. The American Endurance Ride Conference (AERC) makes ever effort to ensure that endurance riding is safe thus all sorts of rules apply - some of which I got to enforce! This was an AERC sanctioned ride. The girls that put on this ride are top notch riders and have ridden in endurance rides all over the US and the Middle East. These pics were taken at one of the hold areas that all the riders had to stop at for a vet check and rest. The riders that competed in the 100 miles left at 4:30 AM and when I left at 10 PM they were still out riding - now, doesn't that sound like loads of fun?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Lightroom Again



Do you like the SOOC (straight out of the camera) or the one I tweaked with Lightroom or neither?

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Playing with Lightroom

Do you like this photo?

Windmills 101

There are lots of these windmills on this ranch some work, some don't. The wells can still work without the actually windmill. Thus they are powered by either a generator, solar panels or electricity. Hollywood is putting in a solar windmill today.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Washe Me!


I'm reelly lookin forward to my first bath this spring and Isa hopen its sooon! I'm diirty, iitche and onecowgirl seys I'm smelly. Hollywit thinks Ima a sissy since I likee baths! If this hear tub were bigger Ida jump rite in!

Raider goes for a Swim



Its the second picture that disturbs OneCowgirl. The trend continues...Dudley, Cattle, Smiley Dog.....and of course, the all time favorite, "Can you do this?"
Stay tuned Dudley will be posting tomorrow.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

No More Breaks!

Check out wikipedia for more info on windmills if you are inclined. I love wikipedia! Here Hollywood I & II are fixing the Windmill.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Cement Break!



We poured a cement slab for the calf table at the pens - I love mixing and spreading cement! You are probably wondering where the pics of that are but I thought this pic fit in nicely with the last two posts - so there you have it - you sit where you can - which isn't often on this ranch!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Water Break!


No I didn't get kidnapped by the Easter Bunny. Love the comments from my last post! All is well forgive me for being on hiatus!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Unique Coffee Spot


Coffee breaks on the ranch are few and far between! I believe on this day we were waiting for a truck to deliver something - so we were enjoying another cup of coffee!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Thank you for the Love & Support


My brother and his wife gave a contribution to the Bluebonnet Equine Humane Society in honor of Veinte - this 501 C3 is dedicated to saving neglected horses in Texas and Arkansas. I do hope they don't think we were neglecting Veinte!! But I am sure they don't. I am thankful that my family contributed to this organization - unfortunately there are way too many neglected horses in the US. And I am afraid that with the closure of all the US slaughter houses (I know morbid) it will only become worse. As you all know, I saved Veinte from being sold at sale barn!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Back to the Job that pays the bills

Don't tell anyone but Hollywood is a better cowboy than he is poll dancer!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Must shhe always photogriph me!




OneCowgirl is always takin pictures of me! I think I should charge a feefee? What do u think? She needs to trime my bridla path & trim off this winteer hare. Takee note of how well I grounde tie - you know its easy to stande still that means no worke - she can leav me for hours like this and i don't go nowhere or is it anywhere? I need a bigger keyboard!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Love Moving Mommas with Babies


I just love moving mommas & babies!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Curl My Lashes?



Ok, I've got funny kinda markings & my eyelashes are really long .... but OneCowgirl you are way too close to me! Where is my momma?

Monday, March 3, 2008

More Lip Service!






I am beginning to think that all the animals on this ranch just like sticking out their tongue at me! This one is my favorite. Then there is Dudley sticking out his tongue

Friday, February 29, 2008

Hollywood does have hair!



There has been some speculation "I think Hollywood was just jealous of Duck's enhanced tail; Hollywood's probably bald anyway, wearin' a hat all the time.."
Now, I suggested a hairdo like #181 but he refused! Now, he wants to know why I nicknamed him Hollywood....what do you think I should tell him?

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

Farwell Veinte



With tears in my eyes - I will try to put into words what this old horse Veinte meant to me. He was so full of personality - a total flirt, he snickered, snorted and talked constantly. Not you typical neigh he actually talked, mumbled, hummed and did some deep throated grumbling. He really enjoyed communicating and just talking to you. And whatever he said - he could get mares to run across huge pastures to see him and get fillies to push their hind ends up against a fence. The mares, the fillies along with OneCowgirl loved that old horse. He could stand for hours and ever so delicately pinch hairs on Dudley face with lips. Of course, Dudley put up with it but did not have near the talent for hair pulling as Veinte did. As soon as the days would start getting shorter he would start growing his winter coat - this is odd when its August and 100 degrees outside. His name was Veinte (Spanish for 20) because he had a 20 branded on his hind quarters. I inherited Veinte from an ex boyfriend that no longer wanted him - the ex was taking him to the sale barn - I knew he had a few good years left in him so I took him. He was a good ranch horse and didn't deserve to be run thru the sale barn. Though I thought to myself when I inherited him (without even a halter!) - you know that ex broke my heart and when I have to put that horse down my heart is going to ache all over again. Oh how right I was. Over the years I had many friends adopt him and he patiently let them learn to ride on him -he loved the attention the novice rides gave him in his elder years - brushing him and spoiling him with treats. When I got him he'd never even had an apple - but one adopty nicknamed him Mr. Apples because he loved apples. In his prime he was impossible to catch on the ranch - I'm sure his thinking was - if you get caught you got work for the day. In his later years he became much easier to catch and let me put funny hats on him whatever the occasion. In the last two years he had let go of his alpha male status and had surrendered gracefully accepting his age and status among the other geldings - but he still talked to you all the time snickering, grumbling and humming. Veinte became colicy last week and though Hollywood worked very hard to save him it was better to put him out of his misery. Old guy we're going to miss you - and most of all we'll miss you not constantly talking to us. Thank you for being in my life Veinte and for the lives you touched!

Horse Tradin 101



As you know, Jet got hurt a few weeks ago and Hollywood needs another horse besides Duck. We've been shopping - looked at everything from a 14 year old at $600. with a smooth mouth (nice way of saying he's got some age on him) to a $5500. beautiful quarter horse. Now, I must say I really liked this horse trader - he's 71 years old - been trading horses for over 30 years - he says, "well if he don't work out bring him back and I'll give your money back" Now, thats a guarantee! He was so funny flipping thru his book showing the horse's papers and telling us where he got them. The funniest story was one of the horses was penned by himself - now, if the horse isn't hurt, ain't a mare then raises a red flag being penned alone - so, I casually asked why the horse was penned by himself. He says thats AWOL. Seems he's from Mexico and the first night he managed to open three gates - let out all the other horses from MX and then he went missing for eight months. Then he sold him to the Border Patrol & he went AWOL again. Thus, they brought him back! I said AWOL needs to be a city horse in a stall.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Post from Dudley Do Right -


OneCowgirlie is lettin me blog agen! This is Duck and me in the snow - we only came to the fence becuse onecowgirl wasn't holden a haltir & we was thinkin we might get a treaat. Wrong! Don't we look pretty? Duck has hard time splainin how he got his name and I know folks are askin - I call him Pato Feo (which is Spanish for Ugly Duck).

Hollywood Dancin



.......because he's all dressed up and going to town!

Monday, February 18, 2008